450: Penis, lame

link:
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2008/07/comic-450.html

Once, again you fail as a critic. You fail to point out the completely obvious, and very artistically relevant criticism: Randall has a small penis.

As evidenced by:

1. He wants people to shut up about his penis size: http://xkcd.com/194/

2. He thinks the average penis is a mere 14 cm long. http://xkcd.com/526/

3. He is obsessed with giving oral sex. Obvious compensation.

4. Well, this comic.