702: I have heard of annoying criticism

link:
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/placeholder.html

Lame critique of the knight movement. It's a knight, the chess piece. A real knight moving as a chess piece would just be stupid.

"On a scale of one "meh" to five, I rate this comic the wholly unremarkable number of three."
What the hell does this even mean? Is that better or worse than 2 mehs? Obviously, if you are only rating the comics in a scala of mehs, you will never like them. And this is one is actually quite good.